Talking back to his parents after being asked to get a diaper for Daxtyn: "Why do I have to do everything around here?"
Talking about a cousin while they were playing: "Ahhh! He is treating me like a dog!"
Talking about going to visit his Aunt DeAnna: "I hate going there. All she ever does is say (he mimics this in his whinny voice) 'Hiiii, Talvyn' and I hate that!"
Talking about going to church: "I hate going to that crappy, poopy, stupid place. All they ever do is teach you bad stuff." (I am glad he doesn't know any real swear words because I am sure that those would have been used.)
And my favorite.........
While driving to Utah in the dark and in all seriousness: "Mom, Dad, I see dead people. I really really do. They are everywhere." (No, he hasn't seen the Sixth Sense and before this statement scared us too bad we asked him what they looked like. He answered that they look like white dresses with black eyes. Whew! No real dead people, I guess.) Later on the same drive he was convinced that he saw the Batman signal light up the sky too.