Talvyn was supposed to take something that began with the letter N for show and tell today. When I came home he said that he wanted to take Nothing because Nothing started with the letter N. (Why does he have to be one of those too cool kids?) When we got to the school Talvyn ran in and told his teacher I brought two things for show and tell (my puzzlement begins). I brought Nothing and I have a joke for you (not another stupid knock, knock joke)...
"what do you wipe, what do you pick, and what do you pinch?"
Ooooh. I think that was in bad taste and not a riddle (joke) I have ever told.